i delurked and posted on a male-focused haircutting board.

im sure ill be flamed for invading their man-space. but i felt like letting them know we ARE out there.

is people (men) asking to cut my hair.

i have been asked in many ways, at many different times. i always say no, but for different reasons, depending on whos asking me.

sometimes i say no because the guy asking me is a douche whom i barely tolerate, who seems to think the best way to get me to part with my hair is to tell me how ugly and disgusting it is. now, im not a vain person. but if someone asked me what my best assets were, id probably say my smile (thanks to a good orthodontist), my tits (thanks to...i dont know, good nutrition? 16 years of birth control pills? wearing a high quality bra?), and my hair. im aware that my hair, which is a perfect and completely natural shade of blonde, and in spite of a lot of abuse, stays silky and shiny, is one of my nicest features, and probably the most attractive to a hair fetishist. its why its so much more satisfying to cut (if you ask my boyfriend) and why "normal" people moan and groan when i do. yet i occasionally come into contact with hair haters who seem to think ill wet my panties if they insult me. im not an idiot (even if i occasionally do dumb things) and im not into the more negative aspects of hair fetish behavior. so i wouldnt even waste minutes of my treasured free time hanging out with people like this, let alone surrender my hard-won locks to one.

sometimes i say no because the person is truly repellent and hasn't even bothered to pretend he has an interest in other aspects of my life. im used to that. to many people, im just a head of hair, not a human being, and i concede that maybe part of that is my fault. i write in this blog that clearly identifies me as a hair fetishist and little else. i AM a total hair slut. but in MOST cases, im a monogamous hair slut. haircutting is just like any other sexual activity to me. fun to do, but better if youre involved with someone. much more satisfying. and usually something you want to repeat, often. im totally ok with being just hair to people.

there is one other type of person who asks, and thats the type who gets under my skin the most. the person who asks like they are doing ME a favor. like i need the experience from them. like they have something that other people dont. well, sorry, but you need me. there are way more of you than there are of me. how many chicks do you know will moan and writhe under the clippers, and beg you to shear off more of her hair? how many women do you know who will be desperately trying to get your cock into their nearest orifice while you take their precious locks away from them? oh really, that many? then go crazy, and leave me alone. im perfectly happy where i am. oh wait....you want to cut my hair to help ME? you think that youre going to give me something special, make it a memorable experience? that its rough, but youll be happy to do me this small favor? wow...i dont even know how ill ever thank you. what? by letting you cut my hair and treat me like a slut? thats so generous of you.

of everyone who asks, the third type is the most annoying. and the most amusing. i say no to the first two  (at least theyre truthful), and roll my eyes at the last. so keep asking. its entertaining. and you never know, maybe if you catch me between boyfriends (which im told is difficult to do) and you have a good angle, youll dupe me enough that ill say yes. and youll be able to satisfy your curiosity.

its often startling when i say something random and my boyfriend says, "i was just thinking that" or vice versa. last night he mentioned wondering why i dont write in this blog, then he checked it, and saw that i had indeed written something. fortunately he understands my reluctance to write anything these days. i just dont feel like sharing, and i feel almost suspicious about why anyone who isn't us would care a)what my hair looks like b) what his hair looks like or c) what we do about those things.

yes, i understand logically why the interest exists, why people ask me about it. but ive never been like that. i wait for people (guys) to volunteer information, because i honestly dont care what their wife or girlfriends hair looks like, or what they did with it, and im pretty sure that their partner wouldnt appreciate them sharing this information with a strange woman on the imperweb. unless i know the person, i really just don't care (when i do know, my interest is generally the simple, mild sort of female interest any woman feels rather than the salivating, body-aching interest i feel under different circumstances). and its almost harder for me to understand why someone i know, am friends with, would care, rather than a stranger. if im a stranger, then its easy to objectify me. then im still just a female head of hair- of course you care about what sort of devilishly wonderful things my boyfriend is planning to do with it. but if you really know me, am friends with me, why do you care? im me, not a thing, and divulging that stuff is akin to talking about how frequently he goes down on me.

im just being cranky and perverse.

and i appreciate the people whove taken the time to text, email, and im and ask about my welfare and the goings on of my life and (particularly) this blog.

the fact is, ive just been so busy actually doing stuff, that i havent taken any time to write about it. and if i did it would just be me being googly over my boyfriend and giddy over how much fun it is to actually get to see him all the time and how we are gross like teenagers. and me wondering how someone so good...can be so bad (where it counts- where my hair's concerned).


so there might be some fun and intriguing hair fetishy goodness forthcoming. i really dont know. im so busy enjoying things the way they are and just going on living my life that i just havent taken time to reflect on it. im too busy focusing my energy on driving him insane than on what im going to write about here. ill try. at some point.

I've gone back to some of my less-than-ideal hair habits. I should probably be punished, or at the very least, reprimanded.


That'll have to wait. I'm still in "YOUR hair mode". :)